The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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