That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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