Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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