Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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