how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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