Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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