She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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