so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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