PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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