hotel room ftw
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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