i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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