North Korea, Best Korea!
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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