Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
