I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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