gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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