I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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