You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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