everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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