Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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