just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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