Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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