ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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