we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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