hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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