Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What did we do last night that was yellow?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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