Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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