I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize
