Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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