no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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