it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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