What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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