What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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