Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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