The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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