TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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