THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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