Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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