That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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