So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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