Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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