i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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