would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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