dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
She announced her abortion via fbk
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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