the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You were trust falling into bushes
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