i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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