Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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