Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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