genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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