The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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