And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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